If it’s possible for a blog post to be cursed, then this one was from the very beginning.
First of all I woke up with a monster growing on my face…or for those of you who don’t tend to exaggerate as much as I am today, a gigantic bloody spot. Lovely, attractive, exactly what I needed!
Then I got caught up in a tsunami…well, actually it just started to pour down with rain and I stupidly forgot my umbrella, which my hair had an absolute field day with. Thanks rain, I’ve always wanted a lion’s mane for hair!
Then – yes there’s more, I should have just stayed in bed – as a result of said hair, a swarm of pigeons clearly mistook it for a nest and thought it would be a good place to settle. Yes, I had about 10 poxy pigeons flying around my head and yes, a lot of screaming went down!
Last but not least, as if looking and feeling like Ugly Betty wasn’t bad enough, I had a demonic squirrel – yes you read that right – literally stalk me wherever I went. I thought squirrels normally legged it when you went near them? Well this one, I’m pretty convinced was actually possessed. And for once in my life that is not a completely dramatic, over the top, knobish, exaggerated, statement. (well, maybe just a little bit!)
Cue a typical everyday outfit, a barnet to rival the Jackson 5 and the demonic squirrel!
Faux Leather trousers that I have and will continue to wear to death: H&M
Boucle blazer/jacket: River Island
Tee: Gap (the last time I wore something from Gap I was probably about 6, gotta love a bit of old skool!)
….I told you I wasn’t joking about that squirrel, I’m lucky to be alive I’m telling you (don’t you just hate drama queens?) And as if Blogger was trying to reinforce what a bitch of a day this day had been, it also didn’t allow me to upload pictures for about 2 days which is just what I needed, thanks Blogger, you’re the best! #mostsarcasticbloggerintheworld