Some people just never learn do they? I mean there’s being a big enough tit/mugging yourself off/[insert common/cockney/rough phrase which basically means ‘making a fool out of yourself’] by going out in windy conditions with an extremely flowy, “Hi stranger, my skirt would love you to check out my arse” skirt once. And then there’s making the same mistake again. I mean, who on earth would be silly enough to do that? A bloody knob, I’ll tell you that for nothing.
Hi, my name’s Ellie…and I’m a bloody knob!
Yes guys, of course I didn’t learn from my mistake the first time round. I’d love to say it was intentional and really I’ve just been working hard at the old squat challenge and wanted to show the world I could give Beyonce a run for her money (in my ‘never ever coming true’ dreams!) but no, I was actually just on an evening/night out, trying to blend in with the crowd. Clearly my arse had other ideas.
You’ll be pleased to know – actually, you probably won’t give a shit crap, but just humour me for a moment – that I did manage to catch a couple of “hurry the f**k up and take the picture while the wind’s died down” outfit photo’s.
I guess that’s about it for today. So, basically from this post we’ve discovered that a) I never learn my lessons regardless of how humiliating they are b) I am clearly working far too hard, that is the only possible reason that I can have for possessing roots like this and not doing something about it and c) I will never, ever, be able to pull of an OOTD pose without looking like a complete and utter tit. Ever!!
Hope you enjoyed this posy guys. As always, thanks so much for reading!
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Haha your posts are so funny, you look gorgeous and I love the hey, check out my arse skirt ! haha xoxo
Haha thanks lovely, I'm glad someone does 😉
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You look gorgeous and I can't hide my jealousy at your never-ending legs. I blame my mother still for my height. I thought I was over it… I'm so not!
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Haha ahh Katie I wouldn't worry, I take after my mum who was the same at my age – who also looks nothing like that now (sorry mum) – so I'm sure I'll end up the same way haha!
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gorgeous outfit!
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Kamila xx
Thanks Kamila 🙂
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Loooove the skirt – you look like a mermaid!
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Oh god, in my dreams. I WISH i looked like a mermaid! 🙂
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Ahhh the skirt is gorgeous! Have such hair envy over your locks, they always look perfect! xx
Sandy don't be, 99% of the time I look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards, this the 1% ha!
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I giggled reading this! And I love the look 🙂
Love Kate at prettylittleus
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Thanks so much Kate!
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Haha I LOVE this post, it's had me in fits of giggles. Your outfit looks gorgeous & those shoes are to die for 🙂
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Ahh thanks so much Hayley! I love the shoes too, definitely getting my wear out of them 😉
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You look fantastic! 😀
xx MJ
http://shopaholic-thoughts.blogspot.pt/
Thanks lovely!
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Loving your outfit, you look gorgeous 🙂
Love, Christine♥
http://christineiversen.blogspot.com
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