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OOTD: “Hi stranger, my skirt would love you to check out my arse!”

30/05/2013

Some people just never learn do they? I mean there’s being a big enough tit/mugging yourself off/[insert common/cockney/rough phrase which basically means ‘making a fool out of yourself’] by going out in windy conditions with an extremely flowy, “Hi stranger, my skirt would love you to check out my arse” skirt once. And then there’s making the same mistake again. I mean, who on earth would be silly enough to do that? A bloody knob, I’ll tell you that for nothing.

Hi, my name’s Ellie…and I’m a bloody knob!

Yes guys, of course I didn’t learn from my mistake the first time round. I’d love to say it was intentional and really I’ve just been working hard at the old squat challenge and wanted to show the world I could give Beyonce a run for her money (in my ‘never ever coming true’ dreams!) but no, I was actually just on an evening/night out, trying to blend in with the crowd. Clearly my arse had other ideas.

You’ll be pleased to know – actually, you probably won’t give a shit crap, but just humour me for a moment – that I did manage to catch a couple of “hurry the f**k up and take the picture while the wind’s died down” outfit photo’s.

** Warning – if you are offended by shocking/vile/unbelievable/inexcusable roots, please do not look at the 2 pictures below!**
…I wasn’t joking about the roots was I?
Crop that raised a few eyebrows with the ‘male’ members of family: Primark
“Hey, check out my arse” skirt: River Island
Jeffrey Campbell wannabe’s that are practically glued to my feet: Ever Yours

I am also well aware that these pictures make me look like a massive up my own arse, twatty poser. I’d actually love to say that I was attempting to ‘model the skirt’, but in actual fact, the wind was so strong that I practically looked like a prosi in the red light district, with my knickers on show. #Smooth #PutYourBridgetJonesKnickersAway #PleaseBlogger/GodStopMeFromUsingHashtagsInBlogposts



I guess that’s about it for today. So, basically from this post we’ve discovered that a) I never learn my lessons regardless of how humiliating they are b) I am clearly working far too hard, that is the only possible reason that I can have for possessing roots like this and not doing something about it and c) I will never, ever, be able to pull of an OOTD  pose without looking like a complete and utter tit. Ever!!


Hope you enjoyed this posy guys. As always, thanks so much for reading!


xx

23 responses to “OOTD: “Hi stranger, my skirt would love you to check out my arse!””

  1. Haha your posts are so funny, you look gorgeous and I love the hey, check out my arse skirt ! haha xoxo

  2. Katie says:

    You look gorgeous and I can't hide my jealousy at your never-ending legs. I blame my mother still for my height. I thought I was over it… I'm so not!

    <3

    • Ellie Adams says:

      Haha ahh Katie I wouldn't worry, I take after my mum who was the same at my age – who also looks nothing like that now (sorry mum) – so I'm sure I'll end up the same way haha!

      xx

  3. Sarah Nunn says:

    Loooove the skirt – you look like a mermaid!
    xxx

    http://sarah-nunn.blogspot.co.uk/

  4. Ahhh the skirt is gorgeous! Have such hair envy over your locks, they always look perfect! xx

  5. Kate says:

    I giggled reading this! And I love the look ๐Ÿ™‚

    Love Kate at prettylittleus

    xxx

  6. Haha I LOVE this post, it's had me in fits of giggles. Your outfit looks gorgeous & those shoes are to die for ๐Ÿ™‚

    teapartybeauty.blogspot.co.uk

    x

  7. Loving your outfit, you look gorgeous ๐Ÿ™‚

    Love, Christineโ™ฅ
    http://christineiversen.blogspot.com

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