Excuse me for a moment while I vomit over how disgustingly cheesy the title to this post is. This unfortunately is the result of two problems. 1 being that “50 shades of Blue” felt a little ‘been there, done that…a year ago’ and 2, being the fact that I am
completely slightly delirious after leaving the office at midnight and hardly having any sleep over the last few days (Oh god, here we go, she’s off again!) But you know what, if you lovely lot can put up with my constant rambling, unfunny jokes, sporadic swearing – I hold my hands up to the fact that I have the filthiest mouth ever. I would say that I’ll change this rotten habit but…that just wouldn’t be realistic/me so, how about we just settle for an apology in advance. Deal? Deal – then I’m pretty sure one more cheesy pun won’t hurt. It was a horrifically bad one so it actually does, you say? Oh…awkward.
Let’s get onto the outfit, after all this is a fashion and beauty blog – well, that’s probably a bit of an insult to the other amazing F&B blogs out there but that’s what I aim for it to be anyway – and not a “let’s see how many
shite shockingly bad jokes/puns I can make in one post” blog (although if it was, I’m pretty sure mine would be the best out there!) So, I wore this to a friends summer party. I kind of like it. But then I kind of felt a bit too….girly in it? A bit prim and proper. I generally like to pair ‘pretty’ items with something a bit rocky/grungy to not feel so ‘done’ (Jesus, I’m making full use of the old apostrophe’s today aren’t I?) however I felt like there was just no way of doing that without going a bit ‘Lily Allen, trainers and dress stylee’ Never ever a good look (…neither is it ever acceptable to use the term ‘stylee’ – oh god, here goes with the apostrophes again – sincere apologies, on both parts!)
Said dress…Oh, just quickly – I’m sorry I’m sorry, I know I need to shut the
fuck hell up and get onto the pictures – but I do feel like I need to apologise/warn you in advance that these are easily the worst pictures I’ve ever used for an outfit post. A combination of having 5minutes to take them, 15minutes to get ready, humidity and rain means I look even worse than usual. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!!
Dress that looks like some kind of antique off of Dickinson’s Real Deal: Primark. Where else?
Pretty to look at, bitch to walk in shoes: Zara
Hope you enjoyed this post guys. As always, thanks so much for reading!