The outfit featuring in today’s post, you may have seen before. If you’re meticulous/pay attention/have great eye sight – 100% doesn’t apply to me – then you may have seen the outfit in this post before. If, however you’re a bit inabservant/inattentive/have completely shite eye sight (ooh, I’m a poet and I didn’t know it. Also a massive knob) then hopefully this will feel a bit new for you. A bit seasonal. A bit fresh. (Please, please – if you ever see me in real life – feel free to slap me in the face for using the word ‘fresh’)
Either way, what I’m basically saying is…I’ve worn it before. But you know what, sod it…I’m all for a bit of clothes recycling. If it’s good enough for Kate Middleton, it’s good enough for me!
P.S I am in no way comparing myself to the beautiful (in my dreams) classy (where’s the nearest McDonalds?) Posh (I’m 100% one of the most common/cockney people you will ever meet) Kate Middleton.
P.P.S Don’t judge me for the Maccy D’s comment, you know it’s the only thing that hits the spot when you’re hungover!
Said ‘recycled’ outfit –
Skorts (write that word and tell me you don’t feel like an absolute knob doing so? told you!): Zara
Tan worthy of David Dickinson/Wotsit/Snooki status: courtesy of Utan Brazillian Bronze